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Divine Interventions GuestbookWhat do you think of our dildos? Do you have any experiences that you would like to share with us? NEW FEATURE: Send us a picture of our blessed dildos in a favorite place, a foreign locale, with you or by itself. Your imagination, like our holy Father's, should know no bounds. Please continue to bless us with your words of wisdom and Add to our guestbook. Add to GuestbookFill in at least the required blanks below to add to our guestbook. Thanks!
You are SICK, people !!!
john brown August 8th, 2008
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... amen
Brock Greco Canada - August 5th, 2008
Finally! God is in me!
Alistair Darkwater Zurich - August 4th, 2008 (www.myspace.com/alistairdarkwater)
Beautifully inspired and much needed in this day! Love your stuff...
Tara
Tara Tainton Las Vegas, NV, USA - July 5th, 2008 (www.taratainton.com)
error...error...should have been RadioVolta.org...please contact me regarding putting a link from my site to yours...so as my friends can buy your heavenly products...
BJBP up your extended anus - June 30th, 2008 (www.myspace.com/babyjesusbuttplug)
check out my myspace page...search Baby Jesus Butt Plug...love your products! Rev. Bookburn gave us quite the "plug" last night on his ethernet radioshow on RadioVolta.com...
babyjesusbuttplug Eternal Bliss in Seattle - June 30th, 2008 (www.myspace.com/babyjesusbuttplug)  The Jesus Jackhammer is my girlfriends favouriteThe Devil Hell - June 26th, 2008
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Teikko Lynch Saint John - June 10th, 2008 (Http://www.gottxistxtot.livejournal.com)
Fucking righteous.
Sister DeSade a Puritannical land - June 9th, 2008
You know, my grandma always kept a crucifix hanging on the wall at the head of her bed... she'll be happy to know that i've kept "up" w/ the faith. I mean, who am i to fuck with God? (pardon the pun)
lost soul Boston, MA - May 28th, 2008
we love the baby jesus butt plug, gonzague use it every day of the year
gonzague france - May 25th, 2008 (e-deo.net)
Hey, nothing with Mohammed? Stick a Shitte up your shitter. Nuzzlin with a muzzlin could be your sell line. Whattza matter, chicken?
Legion New Yawk, Nude York - May 11th, 2008
An Easter haiku:
Jackhammer Jesus
Pounding me hard all night long
"He is coming soon"
John March 22nd, 2008
I am Jesus H. Christ and I approve this site. I bless you.
God March 22nd, 2008
Bless this house, now get down on your knees and pray for deliverance!!!!
Pope Pinknose the first London - March 20th, 2008
Wonderful products, well done. Every Kinky Christian should own one of your toys!
Reverend William F Felcher UK - March 17th, 2008 (kinkymarymagdeline.com)
oy vey...OY VEY...OYY VEHH!!!
Tom St.Chad March 3rd, 2008
god im glad i found this site i most definately will order!! darn it if i ahd my way i would get them all i just cant decide great site ty
pia metro boston mass. area... usa - February 26th, 2008  I admire creative people who can combine prurience with blasphemy with something for your butt. Keep up the good work. Please fix the haiku page, it's been over a year now y'all. Dick B Dangling Nashville, TN - February 10th, 2008 (Dick B Dangling)
do you have the time?_____I mean, can I plug your ass?_____Yeah, that's jesus. So, yes?
crispy mcCracka oakland - February 10th, 2008
--since the haiku page is down--
have a baby jesus
shove him up your ass, with lube
or without, your call
Crispy McCracka O-O-Oh-Town - February 10th, 2008
hilarious. i genuinely enjoyed this. sexually and un-ironically.
Meg Nelson chicago, il - February 3rd, 2008 (www.shimer.edu)
Altough I am not a dildo or buttplug type, I certainly enjoyed this site.
And to all christians who are offended:
You invented fatwa, jihad or what it is called, you only you named it "The Holy Crusade".
It is exactly the same, killing people beca
Ivo The Netherlands - January 8th, 2008
I never laughed soo hard when I looked at your ingenious website...But I must admit, I was waiting for GOD to strike my house after reading through your site. Great job to the web designer/author!!
Nick Rochelle January 7th, 2008
Marc rules, especially now since he introduced me to these amazing products.
Jeff Addix Downriver, Michigan - January 1st, 2008
Marc rules, especially now since he introduced me to these amazing products.
Jeff Addix Downriver, Michigan - January 1st, 2008
i lobe your toys
marc MacDonald michigan - December 31st, 2007
I am sad to see that there are discontinued collectors models all ready.....apparently I was not hip enough to know of these great products until as of late........
great ideal and forever thanks
xx
UCIS
ucis December 25th, 2007
Brilliant, linked to it on a site i use. One thing,the rants from the offended Christians are getting cut short. Could a separate page be set up for the best "you're going to Hell" replies?
postie UK - December 23rd, 2007 (www.swingfans.com/forum)
YOU ARE BRILLIANT AND I CANNOT WAIT TO ORDER MORE TOYS... THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
-K
Keleigh Black New York City - December 21st, 2007 (www.myspace.com/mistressblack)
Where are the Rosary Anal Beads? Cum-on! Get with the program!
DJ Joshie Juice December 16th, 2007
These things don't vibrate do they? You wouldn't make Catholic dildos if you knew how sexually disappointing it is to be married to a Catholic man.
Our Lady of Perpetual Frustration Cathedral of Eternal Vibration - December 3rd, 2007
Why yo don't have Muhammad dildos? It would be more funny
Pikpok November 26th, 2007
And Jesus will enter in your home and give best food and water with honey and milk and give to you more of his wisdom and Spirit,win and win the men to him,pray for blessed revival soon,thnaks and bless and hope.keijo sweden
keijo leppioja sweden - November 24th, 2007
OMG!! I LOVE these toys! You have SUCH a fantastic sense of humor! I'll be sharing this site with all my like minded friends!! Keep "up" the good work :D
Mysterina November 17th, 2007
You definitely need a priest to go with the nun.And I agree with the anal rosary beads. Perhaps a golden Phallus too? Or maybe a replica of this winged beauty.
http://www.vicmart.com/ext/en/exrw/item=2619/Collectible-Antiques/Archaeology/3AD-Roman-GOL
Meg California - November 9th, 2007
POST THIS AS WRITTEN NOW AND FOREVER ON TV AND RADIO AND NEWSPAPERS AND ON ALL PRAYER BOARDS ON INTERNET FOR ME ROSE GUTMAN AND PUT DATE AND TIME IN MESSAGES THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL. ANNIE WHO IS THE DAUGHTER OF MY SISTER AND DAD NOW PUT A SPELL ON S
ROSE GUTMAN FOREST HILLS, NY 11375 IN NYC IN USA - November 3rd, 2007 (NONE)
Do Mohammed--show up the idiots who call you cowards! And some Jew toys...Star of David won't work, but maybe an elongated dreidel? A scroll? May God bless you.
Tyrone USA - October 30th, 2007
If I had the money I would buy them all and proudly display each one on my mantle piece at christmas time.
holy crap October 24th, 2007
Where is the Muslim stuff you chicken shits. Scared of fatwa huh??
Go & Fuck yourselves October 22nd, 2007
...I will also pray for you. You obviously are in great need of God's love in your life.
John uk - October 22nd, 2007
... as easy game. Though we are all sinners, you have revelled in your filth. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I will pray for all those on this site who think that this kind of offensive stuff is 'cool' and I will also pray for you. You obviously a
John uk - October 22nd, 2007
...the mark. You have offended me, and you will cause offence to many Christians who are unfortunate enough to stumble upon your site as I did. Unlike Islam, Christians do not issue fatwas, and so, in true cowardice, you treat Christians as easy game. Tho
John uk - October 22nd, 2007
...I believe that there is nothing wrong with laughing at ourselves - even Our Lord himself had a dig at the pompous 'religious' authorities of his day.
HOWEVER, in these products you have totally overstepped the mark. You have offended me, and you wil
John UK - October 22nd, 2007
I have unfortunately just been redirected to your site by a search engine, whilst looking for the original meaning of 'Divine Intervention'. As a Christian with a great sense of humour (note the UK spelling - pity our American friends cannot spell!), I
John UK - October 22nd, 2007
I have to have one! I cant wait till my freinds ask what it is.....LOLOLOL
Lucy in Missouri October 15th, 2007
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. You guys hit the 9 inch nail on the head with this one. I'll have to pass out the website link.
Harley Turner Georgia - October 7th, 2007
sweet holy dildos, I have never had jesus in me like this!!!
jill croak dunegrass - October 7th, 2007
Man you people are chicken - how about a Muhammad sex toy?
Oh that's right - Bush is the real terrorist...
Hurtle Lupton October 7th, 2007
I would love to stuff Mohammed up my ass so get working on the Mohammed Butt Plug!
Great site!!!
Ian P Andover - September 18th, 2007
I own a home party plan company that sells adult sensual products and lingerie. I am not the least bit offended by your products at all. In fact, I find them completely awesome and would like to get wholesale information immediately. For those that feel t
Sarah Mack (Owner of IEPLLC) PA - September 17th, 2007 (www.intimateencounterpartiesllc.com)
I have now seen everything.
grateful reader September 12th, 2007
If there is a hell, I will gladly burn there with baby jesus stuffed firmly in my ass. Your site is a beautiful work of art! :)
Goddess Kylee September 9th, 2007
When I first found out about the Baby Jesus Buttplug, first I said "Baby Jesus BUTTPLUG?!?!? WTF!!" Then I immediatly exploded into uproarious laughter. I love you guys, this site is hilarious.
Erin September 6th, 2007
How about some Muslim stuff you fucking cowards huh?
Smoke August 29th, 2007
In the beginning, when God created the Butt plug and Dildo,
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2 the Dildo was a formless Rubber, and Butt plug never covered the ass, while a mighty moan swept over the Homos.
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Then God said, "Let it be tight," and it was ti
Stan Steel London - August 28th, 2007
In the beginning, when God created the Butt plug and Dildo,
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2 the Dildo was a formless Rubber, and Butt plug never covered the ass, while a mighty moan swept over the Homos.
3
Then God said, "Let it be tight," and it was ti
Stan Steel London - August 28th, 2007
I just love them, these dildos with hobnobs are lush!
indio8 hobnobman August 28th, 2007
I just love them, these dildos with hobnobs are lush!
indio8 hobnobman August 28th, 2007
We love religious themed dildos! Thank you for allowing us to combine faith with passion.
Also, Rod is somewhat known as a Jesus look-alike....
Rod and Jenna August 19th, 2007
i just love the jesus butt plug and my god did judas fuck the shit out of me../..with all my love loren proctor
loren proctor August 18th, 2007
I am agnostic but consider orgasms a holy, spiritual experience. Divine Intervention has "stepped in" at the right time-much like the parting of the red sea- to provide manna from heaven like supplication and augmentation to many an immaculate penetrat
Bakin LeJames Sin Foresco - July 29th, 2007
This is GREAT! I only wish you offered some good, strong vibrators! You'd think Jesus could quiver and quake with the holy spirit, causing me to ascend into heaven, where I'll gladly sit on the right hand of whoever's there! Keep up the good work (a
small-town Iowa - July 17th, 2007
I'm not religious, but I think this is pretty offensive. I bet you use politically correct words and consider yourselves open-minded. But you think it is okay to offend the values of people who are christian so you are just left wing and closed-minded. Y
Jessibel July 16th, 2007
My best friend just got married and I am incredibly pleased to see that I can help sanctify their heathen union with Jesus Christ on the Cross himself!! She will cackle with glee, much as I did, upon seeing it. She with her Jackhammer and I with my Moth
Lishy SoCal - July 4th, 2007
Oh, no, some guy wants to SEW you! Such crewel-ty!
(that being said...great site! I've never ordered from here myself, but I do stop by for a laugh once in a while ;) )
KB Michigan - June 28th, 2007
We certainly need some Mohammed stuff here. It would be a dreadful symptom of Islamophobia to leave out Muslims.
Michael Smith June 15th, 2007
I loved the dildos, can't wait to have them inside of me =D
Stiksy Brazil - June 5th, 2007
what about the 'praying hands job' for the guys? the need some spiritual healing too!
Ayla iowa - May 16th, 2007
These will be the only religious objects allowed in my home.. and to all of the close minded religious people who commented.. I don't want to be saved, i don't need your forgiveness.. this is just a great creative way to bring religion into all aspects
Basht Canada - May 14th, 2007
Hey now, somebody back in November threatened to sew you. Are you gonna take that lying down, or hand him the thread and needle yourself as the good lord Jesus would have done?
Christine Maryland - May 14th, 2007
Yay! You're wonderful. Brilliant. My favourite this-site-basher was the one who called you closed minded and proceeded to tell us how to become enlightened by Jesus. :D
Amanda April 27th, 2007
This is so shocking, what has our world come to? Seriously...this is very sick, disgusting and wrong. I can not believe it. Anyways I will pray for you all...because you are seriously in need of it.
Stephanie Chaboyer April 26th, 2007
Lovely! Great fun! For Exorcist fans, you can re-enact the whole crucifix thing...without the sharp edges. Now that's progress!
You have my admiration.
remittance girl Somewhere - April 4th, 2007 (www.remittancegirl.com)
(3 of 3- lol)-also the closest any given generation might get to seeing Christ's coming.
revscrj Monterey, CA - March 31st, 2007 (revscrj.deviantart.com)
(ahem)-ticles look the way they do and sexual mechanics the way they are (in all their glorious varieties) OBVIOUSLY has a sense of humor on the subject and likely doesnt mind jokes involving Its icons. Hey, it might not just be the next best thing, but
revscrj Monterey, CA - March 31st, 2007 (revscrj.deviantart.com)
Though I'm not into toys personaly I gotta say- If I were, these would be the ones. Insofar as whether you are going to Hell or not really depends on whether this is being done with malice/hate or because its really funny; after all, a god that made tes
RevScrj Monterey, CA - March 31st, 2007 (revscrj.deviantart.com)
I absolutely love my jackhammer jesus and baby jesus buttplug, and my man loves watching me use them! It's absolute sinful bliss. And I agree with these other people, how about some rosary anal beads?
Sharlee D Pennsylvania - March 29th, 2007
i think you should make a moses with a pink sea parting action. and another thing: why can't right-wing Christians use grammar correctly. Possessive apostrophes please. Like mary's butt plug. thank you.
david cochrane oxford, uk - March 19th, 2007
Apparently everyone who opposes these products has absolutely no grasp of the English language. Way to go, morons! That said, Jesus H. Christ with a hard-on, you are amazing!! Keep up the good work. Have you considered any Roman or Greek-based dildos?
Silly rabbit, God's for kids 7th level of hell - March 9th, 2007
You people don't care if you go to heaven, hell, the afterlife, or are even re-encarnated. And I fucking love you.
Jesus Christoff March 7th, 2007
You people don't care if you go to heaven, hell, the afterlife, or are even re-encarnated. And I fucking love you.
Jesus Christoff March 7th, 2007  You people don't care if you go to heaven, hell, the afterlife, or are even re-encarnated. And I fucking love you.Jesus Christoff March 7th, 2007
I also request Anal Rosary beads. I really want to order a glow Jackhammer some day.And I AM a Christian. God never wanted us repressed. Let the healing begin.
Liliana PA - March 2nd, 2007
to claire continue who posted on the 28 of February, what exactly does it say about your moral fiber if you are looking at this stuff at 14
Liliana PA - March 2nd, 2007
I love your site...and can't wait to own every single one.
Stephanie San Antonio, TX, - January 15th, 2007
Absolutely tasteless. I've not laughed so much for a long time.
but the question is, where's the rest? "Adam's Rib"? and of course "The Hand of God"...
And I suppose you can also have fun with other faiths too. The Hammer of Thor? :)
James United Kingdom - January 9th, 2007
Sweet Baby Jesus Covered With Kaka!
Craven Morehead Austin, TX, - January 7th, 2007
I also want to request an islam style item...maul of muhhamed would be a fine fine name or Allah's aphrodisiac.....
dont be so mean as to leave the muslims out!
John S January 2nd, 2007
Where is St. Jehanne d\'Arc with her trusty Sword?
Joan Noho, MA, - December 28th, 2006
A great idea would be rosary anal beads.
Brendan December 14th, 2006
What great content. I had a great laugh while viewing. To all you religious people, get closer to your religion with one of these, have a laugh and lighten up!
Fragglepuss Australia - December 11th, 2006
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shitney pucas cocoa beach, fl, - December 6th, 2006
Awesome! I wish I was a girl...
atheist Switzerland - December 2nd, 2006
Your jackhammer jesus is one of my favorite ritual tools. Raising the chalice, feeling him where he belongs -- priceless!
Chuck November 29th, 2006
you are idiots. sick sick sick sick sick sick.. morons. .. delete this site. I will sew you
ketola November 29th, 2006
I'd love to see you make a Joan of Arc dildo
David North SHore, MA, US - November 28th, 2006
Truly are blessed those who will experience the joys and wonderments of all that can be come a date with THE JACKHAMMER JESUS!
captain hoho November 23rd, 2006
dear sweet buddah, whoda thunk i'd ever find a reason to cum back to the church...and yet, you've renewed my faith in christ and made me a believer again...god bless you dirty-minded bastards!
dr. j the lou, mo, - November 10th, 2006
Now here is an original product idea ;) I bet it would even better with some Ready Lube!
Joni November 7th, 2006 (www.readylube.com)
God bless you thousand of times!!!!! I've find in this pages my hottest fantasies with Jesus concretised. I can't buy the products but its contemplation is enough to make me sexually crazy. _God bless you again and again and again, oh, yeaaaaahhhhh
Spanish nun November 5th, 2006
WOW, for the first time, I'm finding "religious figures" to be interesting.
Juicy November 3rd, 2006
I love the Master & Slave, God's Immaculant Rod and the Jesus on the Cross... the baby jesus is cool too {i'd love to try it out} I want the master & slave my fiance would love this... keep it up guys, you rock cocks!!!
Kasie Faith Morehead, Ky, USA - November 2nd, 2006 (www.myspace.com/kasiefaith01)
You guys are great........I never laughed so hard !You need A JesusBush for screwing up the country......
John October 31st, 2006
May God help you, psychopatic idiots. It is sick idiots like you who are responsible for the increase of fundamentalism today. If I meet you I will spit on your face.
Joe October 30th, 2006
at the same time she addressed all the girls and told us it was ok to masterbate but only if you didn't it no more than three times a week. i bought her her a dildo and sent it to the school in an unmarked package for her.
sophi October 28th, 2006
i attended a catholic high school, and one of the nuns was well alittle sexually frustrated i'd say. she taught senior religion classes and around the end of january the classes started to be about sexuality as a gift from god and what-not.
sophi October 28th, 2006
darlings - you are a bit out of date for us hindus. The shiva lingam - the phallic god and there are about a billion plus circulating - have been used as dildoes for zeons. Just make them as they are made - in silicon and get ready for a zillion orders...
reah as hinduasyouget October 28th, 2006
I love your smile!
Gogo October 17th, 2006
I love my Baby Jesus bu++ plug. Ever since I starting using it on my girl friend her ass muscle is spread out just enough for me to press my rock hard jewish cock into her low capacity cavity.
Martin B. Winnetka, CA, - October 14th, 2006
I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck Jesus, and now I can find out! Your products are great and they are made of silicone, what could be better! I'm gonna send one to the pope, you know so he can feel even closer to God. }>
Sara Miller October 8th, 2006
Man I just gotta say that these simply seem awsome. I not only loved the products, but the description and story you add to them are just top notch. You will be seeing me on your orderform.
Thorysus October 5th, 2006
You people are awesome. I don't have to look any further for my CHRISTmas presents!!! Jackhammer Jesus for all my believing relatives! HAHAHAHAHA!
Wes Laney Marion, NC, USA - October 3rd, 2006
Why dont you make a rod with your mother's face ? If you don«t feel any respect about nothing , why dont you use your parents figures to make your degenerated and lack of respect articles? You are a psicho and your next steps may be even more dangerous
roger welinsky Birminham, Al, USA - October 3rd, 2006
You sick people !!!!!!!
The normal people Wichita, KA, USA - October 3rd, 2006
Don't worry about Muslims, you have already done plenty to offend us too, as we believe Jesus (pbuh) was a very important prophet and we respect his mother too. But the most important thing is that you have insulted God (swt).
Muhammad al-Arabi USA - September 2nd, 2006
got the baby jeaus butt plug and the jack hammer,and have hours of fun using them,I am going to get all the the plugs
rickey six garden grove, ca, usa - August 29th, 2006
I was surprised at first, but I must say that I enjoyed a lot. Thanks again for renewing my lost faith.
Spec Ho July 27th, 2006
You people are wonderful. You have made me a very happy lady.
Reb Austin, Tx, U.S.A - July 23rd, 2006
brilliant. i'm gonna get one for everyone that i know who goes to church
Lanky Sydney, Australia - July 21st, 2006 (forum.lankyland.com)
Hmm, interesting site reminds me of the saying "that special level in hell thatŐs reserved for pedophiles and rapists"
Im not a man of god, but doesnt that offent people, and if so who i think its great
Smith London, England - July 16th, 2006
Hmmm how about a Cthulhu dildo? Who wouldn't want to make love to the Elder God? Tentacled for our pleasure!
Meg CA, - July 12th, 2006
AMEN to these dildos. If Jesus were around today I know he'd want one stuffed into his Christmas stocking... Simply marvelous!
christopher Charleston, WV, - July 7th, 2006
This absolutely ROCKS!!
Send a free toy and I'll model pictures in ANY and all positions!! hee naughty I am-spank me
Would this picture look better with with toys?
Rose June 20th, 2006
OH My god!!! Is what I'll be saying When I get 1 of these. PS I'm a Christian and I'd rather masterbate with jesus than fingerblast .
Jenny upstate, ny, USA - June 18th, 2006
We LOVE Divine Interventions and have always supported the cause of free speech, expression, fetish and love Jesus love!
Hey get in touch with me and let's do another interview!
MAACP Radio Baltimore, MD, USA - June 9th, 2006 (www.maacp.com/)
Where's mohammed?
td May 12th, 2006
Now that I've shaved everywhere and I feel like a freshly plucked peach from a tree I think I'm ready for some deeply penetrating spiritality! I can't wait to receive my order. With my new optical inch it's a very exciting time to play with my new t
Jam Newark, NJ, USA - May 7th, 2006
oooh man i cant get enough of tthis shit. I need a dildo in size of a rocket. Just start the egnition and fire off my engines in my bedroom. Wanna get the freak on that shit. Still seeking for it, plz email me
Robin Lee Shitty city, - May 3rd, 2006
Personally i thought the jesus butt-plug worked better if first smeared with peanut-butter and freshly ejaculated mens semen.. monkey semen also works fine. It makes the sensation more alike an actual anal penetration, as i've been known to love with eve
Robin Lee cockland, Ur, Anus - May 3rd, 2006 (www.alskarkuk.com)
I personally like the buddha buttplug as it does stcik to my hairy ass. You might not know this but i am a hairy man. Buddha dildo the best !!! P.s i love elias manberries.
Bashar shaya Bagdad, ks, Kurdistan - May 3rd, 2006 (www.irakfreedom.troligt)
Personally i thought the jesus butt-plug worked better if first smeared with peanut-butter and freshly ejaculated mens semen.. monkey semen also works fine. It makes the sensation more alike an actual anal penetration, as i've been known to love with eve
Robin Lee cockland, Ur, Anus - May 3rd, 2006 (www.alskarkuk.com)
I recently tried out the grim reaper, and one thing that i liked about it. Is that shit sticks under his hood, i just love to fuck myself and then taste my own shit. You see i am a dirty shit eater it all started back in 2001 when i ate my a friends shit.
Elias Lindqvist stockholm, up, sweden - May 3rd, 2006 (www.smegma.ca)
I personaly have been using dildos and buttplugs since i was 13 on myself. And i feel that theese dildos featured here are lacking in size, for a well fucked ass as mine i need something bigger.
Elias Lindqvist stockholm, up, sweden - May 3rd, 2006 (www.smegma.ca)
Love your stuff, keep up the good work!
shitty April 27th, 2006
Cant you cristians have a sence of humor? Love your site(and products)http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/therest/passionhill.htm
Stian Taiwan - April 16th, 2006
The 'Hammer is wonderful and it has me believing in the "second cumming."
Black Bart SC, USA - April 15th, 2006  Even the Buddha has his price. Boozemoney.com it is.El Gringo hole in the wall, wy, USA - April 13th, 2006 (boozemoney.com)  Ah thanks ... found the cleaning instructions under product care. You are the ball! Now here's a picture of a caring mother ...El Gringo Hole in the wall, WY, USA - April 13th, 2006 (boozeman.com)
your baby jesus butt plug has filled my days with hours of joy! thank you so much, i feel even better protected when i wear it under my armour, nobody has to know that i've got the lord covering my.. well you know
joe the stormtrooper April 9th, 2006 (1920fairfax.com)
Thank you for creating such inspired products! Your designs provide an excellent means for people to practice safe sex in today's dangerous environment. A sanitization protocol would be nice for customers operating on multiple partners.
El Gringo Hole in the Wall, WY, USA - April 2nd, 2006 (boozemoney.com)
How about some Hail Mary anal beads?!
Grant New York, NY, United States - March 29th, 2006
Absolutely inspired! What wonderful toys!
Anon March 29th, 2006
Ha, this is certainly not what you see everyday, but good idea. ha
Unknown US - March 28th, 2006
Very interesting - we could do with some of these at www.batteries-not-included.co.uk
jenna London, UK - March 28th, 2006 (www.batteries-not-included.co.uk)
I think a set of Vergin Marry nipple clamps are in order .... great site
Riedog March 24th, 2006
...he also has humor! Otherwise, those kind of christians would be hit by lightnings for "not turning the other cheek" :-P
Marcus again still Germany - March 16th, 2006
Isn't "God is love" and "you're gonna rot/burn in Hell" a very obvious contradiction? And we in the western world think that muslims are close-minded. Those wannabe christians should be cautious. God isn't only love (at least i hope), he also has h
Marcus Germany - March 16th, 2006
I once was blind but now i see
brett hammon morgantown, wv, usa - March 10th, 2006
PUR3 0WN@G3 !!!!! those dildos kicks major butts !!
Jhonny Montreal, Qc, Canada - March 5th, 2006
These are absolutely hilarious! Love the descriptions :)
I haven't bought one yet but they look very high quality, looking forward to one though I'm not sure if I will be able to stop laughing long enough to use it!
Donna Skaden Denver, CO, USA - March 4th, 2006
I Can't Wait to get My Butt Plug.I really am so Anal!
ComingFromTheRight (CFTR) Denver, CO, USA - March 3rd, 2006
Stunning the Christian Right who feel obligated to bash your site, spew hate and prejudice right after saying that "God is Love"!The only thing the Christian right has proven is the existence of assholes!
Buddha CA, - March 2nd, 2006
i think that a good prayer of forgiveness will do you some good. i now you are looking for comments, but in my eyes it dosnt deserve any. please concider praying if not i will do it for you. the lord forgives you, so do i
claire
claire continue #3 February 28th, 2006
....totally not understanding it i think that jesus nor God deserves these comments after all they have done for humanity and what not. take it from a fourteen year old girl, i think that this is totally unexceptiable and iam disapointed in todays society
claire continue February 28th, 2006
iam not here to judge the site ownerns, nor to dis the ideas that you possess, because as the quote was stated earlier, what would jesus do?...i think that jesus would not judge. i think that we really missuse the quality of this quote and are not.....
claire February 28th, 2006
Hope to receive at above address catalogue and order form to buy some of your dildoes. Thanks
Frank
Frank Barcelona, BC, SPAIN - February 20th, 2006
I«m waiting to be able to put my comments, first of all I would like to put an order and receive my dildoes. How do I go about it. Thanks.
Frank Barcelona, BC, SPAIN - February 20th, 2006
An Islamic butt plug! A great idea! I think it' should simply be called-The prophet Mohammed! Buttplug akbar!!!
Chris mankey Saint Paul, MN, usa - February 13th, 2006
I'd like to see a prophet mohammed butt plug. I bet that would set off the islam world.
Wow February 13th, 2006  A wonderful romp through the silicone of our lives! Thanks for popping into my show! This is a fantastically naughty, unabashedly blasphemous, totally insane, TERRIFIC site! Keep up the good work, spreading the body cavities of human desire!
RRJ Evans "American Heathen" Norman, OK, USA - February 12th, 2006 (www.shocknetradio.com)
I hope you go to hell for this. I have never seen anything so blasphemas until i saw this website. I can only pray that someone will have your website removed
Mitchell Webster Greenville, SC, USA - February 10th, 2006
I hope you go to hell for this. I have never seen anything so blasphemas until i saw this website. I can only pray that someone will have your website removed
Mitchell.R.Webster Greenville, SC, USA - February 10th, 2006
Allow me to join the choir requesting a Mohammed-themed item. It is only fair and just.
Lizard February 9th, 2006 (www.xanga.com/lizard_sf)
I like your designs, but you need to blaspemy islam! How about the hammer of Allah or The Rod Of The Phophet. You could depict The blessed profit wearing a bomb in his turban!
Chris mankey February 6th, 2006
I see that the cowardice continues. Why haven't you included Islam? Riots, and firebombings over editorial cartoons, can you imagine what would happen? Keep up the fine yellow streak, it suits the makers of these products.
Just a guy February 6th, 2006
my husband doesn't know
i found the lord in my ass
he's the only one who's made me come.
Naughty girl Houston, TX, USA - February 4th, 2006
Sacrelige at its finest.
Amused February 2nd, 2006
Yo, Chris you ignorant bastard, if God is love, why do you pray that the good folks at DI rot in hell? And who the hell are you to determine what is right and what is wrong? Last time I checked the first amendment still allowed for freedom of speach.
Seeker The World, - February 2nd, 2006  The Buddha loves to snuggleMonkeygirl SF, CA, US - February 2nd, 2006
when i have the money, i plan on buying every item for sale on this site. i'm going to use them as they're meant to be used, of course- but i'm also going to place them all on my mantle, for they are pieces of art and should be worshipped.
ela ca, usa - January 30th, 2006
God is love, and I pray you rot in hell for such filth and hatefulness. George W. Bush will put an end to sites such as yours. There can not be freedom without knowing right from wrong. People fought and died for the US FLAG and all it's AMERICAN values.
Chris Chen January 30th, 2006
All religious beliefs are fantasy. I have as much reason to be offended by a dog crapping on a rock (as rocks are sacred to me) as do christians have a right to be offended by your hilarious yet practical, useful, creative, and enjoyable products.
Jim in Virginia January 30th, 2006
Seriously. So hot. I want them all in me RIGHT NOW.
Jess SK, Canada - January 23rd, 2006
This is absofuckinglutely hilarious! I would love to meet the brainpower behind this site. My favorite part is the witty descriptions aside each product! I'm loving it! :D
Ashley Beth NJ, USA - January 22nd, 2006
The cowardice is incredible with no Islamic representation. There is a lot of comments are directed specifically at Catholism. Islam, also has little tolerance for homosexuals, and "free" sexual expression. This is a thinly veiled attack on Christian
Just a guy January 22nd, 2006
Hey this is perfec for my friend Dario!I catch the dildo very soon for him G R E A T!
echoes January 19th, 2006  Spiritual art created with the Jackhammer Jesus.Damon Blakk Detroit, MI, 48201 - January 10th, 2006
I think it's great...I would like to see Judas make a comeback!!
SB January 8th, 2006
Oh, and I thought Jesus screwed me over well enough by now. Now I can buy him and let him make up for it with endless strokes....
Chris L January 5th, 2006
This is sick! I did not even think people could be so closeminded and hateful. Hope you all find Jesus as you saviour of live and not as a your sexual desieres helper. You'll never find peace in your lives with sexual things.
God Bless you all!
Kurt Sweden - January 5th, 2006
Oh, wow, ya'll are a hoot. I'm gonna send this link to all the recovering Roman Catholics i know, cause your products could only help. The Jesus Jackhammer will be on my wishlist for Santa next year!
kate kinsey Nashville, TN, USA - December 30th, 2005 (www.kate4kink.com)  The Jackhammer is not just pretty, but functional too.Teste R. December 26th, 2005
would love to see a "Rabbi" dildo, there are horny Jewish gals out here too. thanks. great items, btw.
yenta December 25th, 2005
I have to say first time I saw the jack hammer I damn near pissed my pants laughing. The virgain merry reminded me of a RP done with a friend from a while back. The baby jebus is a bit over the top for me but everything else is fucking great. Keep it up.
No tellin no way December 24th, 2005
great site.....
cortney crime December 12th, 2005
Nice site, thought you might like to make this into butt plug! see http://www.godhatessweden.com/html/green.html (from those fun luvin folks at http://www.godhatessweden.com/ )
ric bristol, uk - December 10th, 2005 (spaces.msn.com/members/RicsArt/)
What a great way to make christianity fun again! I think the idea of getting off to a christian figure is one not many people have experienced aside from the girl in the Exorcist. Whoever came up with this idea is fucking brilliant.
Sean Windermere, FL, USA - December 9th, 2005
Wow!!!!! Brings a whole new meaning to religion!!
krispey Toronto, Canada - November 18th, 2005
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Michael Anthony November 13th, 2005 (www.maacp.com)
Your products are amazing...I can't wait to own the jackhammer jesus!
Hail Satan.
Hail Myself.
EziliGede November 12th, 2005
you are sick
Hákon Seljan November 8th, 2005
damn fine , will go with my jesus dong
congrats
goatboy October 28th, 2005
oh my god things people come up with i think its total cool
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HAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAA!!! These are awesome!! I'm gonna have to have one!!
Evilfairygirl CA, USA - October 26th, 2005 (www.sinistersanctuary.com)
sorry....the gay basher below.
Happy canada - October 20th, 2005
The site is great!! Best in a long time! As for the poster above me....hahahahahahahahaha....you are soooo closeminded. And wrong.
Happy Canada - October 20th, 2005
Haha looks like Greg's got a Judas lodged in his ass and he just can't get it out.
This is awesome, you guys are hilarious. I love it.
Janet Windsor, ON, Canada - October 6th, 2005
Oh my god, you guys are all going to hell. I want to get into anal, just so I can use the baby jesus butt plug.
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