All orders are shipped in generic brown boxes.

U.S. orders are shipped using the United States Postal Service Priority Mail.
Overseas orders are shipped using regular airmail, thus no tracking number. If you would like a tracking number please email us before placing your order and we will work something out. If we do not ship to your country, please let us know and we will add it to the ones we ship to. (You will find your country when you go through the check out process).

Overseas shipments can take up to two weeks to arrive. We cannot accept responsibility for any orders confiscated or seized by foreign customs or governments, and all import duties, tariffs, and taxes are the responsibility of the customer.


Since each piece is made to order, color may vary per piece. “Marbled” means that the dildo shimmers and shines with a metallic luster.  If you would like a color that’s not listed on the website, please contact us.

Do you offer wholesale pricing?

Jackhammer Jesus: $34
Buddha’s Delight: $31
Baby Jesus Butt Plug: $18
Shiva Lingam: $14
Virgin Mary: $31
Bible Thumper: $14
Diving Nun: $31
Devil: $31
Grim Reaper: $31
Stallion: $30
Colt: $28
God’s Immaculate Rod: $28

Add $1 for glow in the dark.

Plus shipping and insurance if requested. (Depending on the size of the order, we usually ship within a week of placement).

We require a minimum order $200 and accept payment via credit card for the first five orders and then payment by check/money order net 30 (with a late payment fee of 1.5% per day late).