Black, Marbled Silver
Honey, what's that thing stickin' out of your Bible belt?
Lay your hands on this, Jimmy!
What makes Tammy scream and Jim run for cover?
It's a Halleluiah booty thumping,
Howlin' and a humpin',
Pentacostal rumpus, fire lickin',
guaranteed-to-be-the-quickest-way-to-learn-yourself-a new tongue-in' product.
Vibrating Bullets and Batteries Not Included
Lip-reading…The Good Book.
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