Bible Thumper


Honey, what's that thing stickin' out of your Bible belt?
Lay your hands on this, Jimmy!
What makes Tammy scream and Jim run for cover?
It's a Halleluiah booty thumping,
Howlin' and a humpin',
Pentacostal rumpus, fire lickin',
guaranteed-to-be-the-quickest-way-to-learn-yourself-a new tongue-in' product.

Vibrating Bullets and Batteries Not Included


  • 2 3/4 inches high
  • 2 inches wide
  • 1/2 inch wide
  • High quality silicone

Lip-reading…The Good Book.

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Black, Marbled Silver


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