Black, Marbled Red
Too many twinkies? Made a pact you regret sober?
Turn the tables and get the irresistible Devil Dildo! Kegelize the Prince of Darkness into submission! Put him where the sun doesn’t shine til he accedes that you’re the Master of the Universe!
This boy is so sturdy we’ve used him to bushwack rainforests, tenderize baby seal and satisfy old ladies in dark alleys.
Never have the Gates of Hell looked so inviting!
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