Warding off dryness since 159 B.C.
Jesus wept but you don’t have to.
Don’t spend forty days and forty nights in the desert!
Bless your sweet pootang and dip that ass in the Water of LIFE!

Baptize that John and make it an upright Christian!
Hide the Pulpit with the speed of an Olympic luge!

Don’t just give into temptation…Slide into it..and out of it..and into it.

Specifications:

• 4oz / 120ml

Aqua Lubricata Benidicta